Annalisa

Here are some of drummer Dave Grohl's jokes of
the trade :)

 What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in
common?
They both suck without Cream.

 How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets
it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

How many drummers does it take to change a
lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk
about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in.

How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's
mouth.

 What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

How many drummers does it take to change a light
bulb?
None: they have a machine to do that now.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

More musician's drummer jokes...

What's the difference between a drummer and a
drum machine?

You only have to punch the
information into a drum machine once.

What's the best way to confuse a drummer?

Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

What's the difference between a drummer and a
savings bond?
 

One will mature and make money.

What did the drummer say to the band leader?

Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his
keys in the car?

He had to break the car window to get the drummer out.